Dear Mr. of
Nazareth,
Your
application did not get granted. The department could not get to a decision and
has referred your case to an Immigration Court. You will have to appear to your
hearing and get the chance to explain yourself in front of the Immigration
Judge. He will make the final decision in your case.
The asylum
application has not been granted due to the following reasons:
1. You have been found to be the leader
of a religious sect.
a. You are preaching and pretending to
be the son of god and built a great crowd of followers. In your application is
written that your intention is to launch a revolution against the current
government. This meets the criteria for building a formation of a fundamental,
religious-based terrorist army.
2. You have been found to be a
terrorist.
a. You have not only had the plan to
launch a revolution, you actually admitted having led a strike against
the current government of your country, and got imprisoned therefore. This is a terrorist action. This is
under no circumstances acceptable and by itself an absolute exclusion criterion
for asylum.
3. You have been found to be illegal in
this country.
a. Currently we are having very strict
border controls in this country. Unfortunately, we were unable to find legal
documentation of a tourist entrance of Jeschua of Nazareth in our system. Consequently,
you crossed the border illegally and are now suspect for further investigation.
4. Inconsistency.
a. We could not find any signs of
torture on your body. There have been found some marks on the head which might
be a result of the crown of thorns, but no injuries which reflect having been
pelted with stones.
5. You have been found having a
god-complex.
a. Due to numerous claims to be the son
of god, it seems as there is a profound god-complex. We are afraid this might
pose a threat to society and recommend to check into psychological, medical
care.
Concluding,
the asylum application could not get granted. Your hearing will be on August 17th,
2018. You will have the opportunity to explain yourself to the Immigration
Judge again. For the time until your hearing, we recommend staying at Creedmore
Center, Queens Village, New York. It has a beautiful garden and many helpful
men in white robes who will follow you in your revolution.
In case you
will not show up to your hearing the asylum application is automatically
cancelled.
Best of
luck.
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